Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Q: What do computers snack on when they're hungry?
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts !
Can You See Me Now?
Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again.