Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".
Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?
A: He was On-Duty.
Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.
Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
A: Bugs Bunny.