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32 Hillbillies

Q: What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?

A: A full set of teeth!

Mixed Not

Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?

A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.

Illegal Immigrants

Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

A: E.T. eventually went home.

Another Riot

Q: How many black people does it take to start a riot?

A: -1

Wearing Suits

Q: Where do black people wear suits?

A: Courts & coffins