Four Things Have in Common
Q: What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
A: They are four ways you can lose your house!
Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?
A: They all get the house.
Tornado in Minneapolis
Q: Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
A: To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown!
A tornado knocked down my trailer... Can I go home with you?