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Four Things Have in Common

Q: What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?

A: They are four ways you can lose your house!

Redneck Tornado

Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?

A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!

Windy Women

Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?

A: They all get the house.

Tornado in Minneapolis

Q: Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?

A: To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown!

Tornado Dilemma

A tornado knocked down my trailer... Can I go home with you?