Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Blacks and Christmas Trees?
Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
A: They both have colored balls.
Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They're not falling for that one again.
Blonde Goes Brunette
Q: How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair?
A: When she trips over the cordless phone.
Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.