Hide and Seek
Q: What did the rug say to the floor?
A: I've got you covered!
Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?
A: Robber ducks!
Blonde - License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?