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Hide and Seek

Q: What did the rug say to the floor?

A: I've got you covered!

Bad Ducks

Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?

A: Robber ducks!

Blonde - License

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?

A: Because she got an F in sex.

Cow Humor

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side!

Sweet Fish

Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?

A: Jellyfish!