Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!
Q: What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
A: I scream
The Blonde and the Corn Flakes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her a box of corn flakes and tell her it's a jigsaw puzzle!
Deep Fried Santa
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.