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The best jokes and joke writers!

Elvis Bite

Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?

A: Fang you, Fang you very much!

Hungry Dalmation

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

A: That hit the spots!

Spooky Birthday

Q: What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

A: I scream

The Blonde and the Corn Flakes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Give her a box of corn flakes and tell her it's a jigsaw puzzle!

Deep Fried Santa

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

A: Crisp Cringle.