Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?
A: Because they can't get past their masters.
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!
Q: What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
A: A reptile dysfunction.
Q: How come the Black population of Windsor Ontario never changes?
A: Because when the baby is born the father moves back to Detroit.