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Down South

Q: What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

A: Cotton mouth.

Grosser Than Gross

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.

Q: What's grosser than that?
A: When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet

Bee Jokes

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A: A humburger!

 

Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A: A bee in a submarine!

 

Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?

A: Fooling with a bee!

 

Q: What did the spider say to the bee?

A: Your honey or your life!

 

Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?

A: Pablo Beecasso!

 

Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?

A: Swarm here isn't it!

 

Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?

A: Bee-thoven!

 

Q: Who writes books for little bees?

A: Bee-trix Potter!

 

Q: Where do bees go on holiday?

A: Stingapore!

 

Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

A: He's bee-witched!

Insect jokes

  • Q: Where would you put an injured insect?
    A: In an antbulance!
  • Q: What's an insects best chat up line?
    A: Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
  • Q: What has four wheels and flies?
    A: A garbage truck!
  • Q: What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
    A: He just beetled off!
  • Q: What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
    A: A pool table?
  • Q: What lives in gum trees?
    A:
    Stick insects!
  • Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?
    A: Because they always know when you're eating outside!
  • Q: What is the insect's favorite game?
    A: Cricket! 

Christmas Present

Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?

A: Your Bike.