Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."
Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT
Q: A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are both in a car... who's driving?
A: A Cop!!!
Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: He neverlands