Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalog.
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Q: What's written on the sign at the great Hawaiian singer's mail box?
A: The Ho House!!!
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."
Q: A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are both in a car... who's driving?
A: A Cop!!!