Q:Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the boos.
Q: What food never gets ordered by Vampires at restaurants?
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
Q: What does a vampire drink while on a diet?
A: Blood Light.