Q: What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?
A: Cotton mouth.
Grosser Than Gross
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet
Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!
Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!
Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!
Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!
Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!
Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it!
Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!
Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
A: He's bee-witched!
- Q: Where would you put an injured insect?
A: In an antbulance!
- Q: What's an insects best chat up line?
A: Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
- Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
- Q: What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
A: He just beetled off!
- Q: What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
A: A pool table?
- Q: What lives in gum trees?
A: Stick insects!
- Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?
A: Because they always know when you're eating outside!
- Q: What is the insect's favorite game?
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.