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Angry Witch

Q:Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?

A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Bar Ghost

Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?

A: For the boos.

Deadly Dinner

Q: What food never gets ordered by Vampires at restaurants?

A: Steak.

Pumpkin Math

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi.

Vampire Diet

Q: What does a vampire drink while on a diet?

A: Blood Light.