Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.
Blonde at Soccer Stadium
Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?
A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?
A: One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.
Q: What did the orangutan call his first wife?
A: His prime-mate.
Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!