Chinese and Mexican
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive!
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!
Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?
A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.