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Rich Asian

Q: What do you call a rich Asian?

A: Cha Ching!

No Swimming

Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

A: Crackers get soggy when wet.

Redneck CSI

Q: Why are redneck murder mysteries so hard to solve?

A: Because all the DNA samples match each other and there aren't any dental records.

Good Cook

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?

A: She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Clean Dog

Q: What did the clean dog say to the insect?

A: Long time no flea!