Difference Between Black and Asian

Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.

White with Black

Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?
A: A basketball coach
 
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?
A: Quarterback
 
Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
A: Warden

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.