Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian?
A: Cha Ching!
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.
Q: What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills?
A: A Humanitarian.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?
A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.