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Difference

Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?

A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.

Blonde at Soccer Stadium

Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?

A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.

Bill Clinton vs JFK

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?

A: One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.

Number One

Q: What did the orangutan call his first wife?

A: His prime-mate.

LSD Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?

A: A trip without the kids!