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Men And Pigs

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Pool Party

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.

Truck Ride

Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?

A: ICE.

Cow Bells

Q:  Why do cows wear bells?

A:  Because their horns don't work!