Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Q: What will the first black child on Mars be named?
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."
Black People and Sperm
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.