Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
Three Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery
Q: Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
A: 3 dollars a year for a million years.
Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!
Q: Did you hear the rumor about butter?
A: Everyone's spreading it.
Q: What do you call a Happy Cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher