Men And Pigs
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.
Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!