Osama's Favorite Movie
Q: What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie?
A: "Dude, Where's my Cave?"
Q: Why did the frog cross the road?
A: It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.
Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?
A: Because they can't get past their masters.
Black People and Sperm
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.