Leading Cause Of Death...
Q: What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
A: Hair balls.
Q: What was the pirate movie rated?
Husbands and Lawn Mowers
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
Q: What's a native of Paris called?
A: A parasite.
Frat Boys Light Bulb
Q: How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One but he has to get it drunk first.