The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.
Q: A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are both in a car... who's driving?
A: A Cop!!!
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?