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Duck Treat

Q: What do ducks like to eat?

A: Quackers!

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetite.

Turkey

Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

A: He played his drumsticks!

Up All Night

Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun?

A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"

Cow Counting

Q: How do cows do mathematics?

A: They use a cow-culator.