Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!
Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
First Black Man
Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.