Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.
Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?
Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
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Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong