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Count Down

Q: What goes up when you count down?

A: A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket

Mexicans at the Alamo

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?

A: They only had two vans!

How Many Cops?

Q: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!

Who's Driving

Q: A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are both in a car... who's driving?

A: A Cop!!!

Farmer's Harvest

Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?

A: Candy Corn