Q: What do ducks like to eat?
Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT
Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?
A: The black boy, because he's 18.
Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.
Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!