Corrupt and Crooked
Q: What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
A: Chelsea Clinton
The Boy with the Long Tongue and Big Lips
Q: What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom as he was masturbating?
A: "look Ma', no hands"
Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
A: A competent liberal President.
Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: It was a high school.
Let Me Out
Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?
A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!