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Cheese Abode

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A: A cottage.

Mattress Season

Q: What is a mattress' favorite season?

A Spring.

Elephant On Head

Q: What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?

A: Squashed!

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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

A: Because the P is silent.

Knight Grave

Q: When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?

A: Rust in peace!