Cat on the Beach
Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
A: Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
Q: Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
A: She didn’t want to litter.
Cat and Coin
Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
Cat and Vinegar
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!