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Corrupt and Crooked

Q: What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea Clinton

The Boy with the Long Tongue and Big Lips

Q: What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom as he was masturbating?

A: "look Ma', no hands"

Incompetent Liberal

Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

A: A competent liberal President.

Ladder School

Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

A: It was a high school.

Let Me Out

Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?

A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!