Religion Jokes - Muslim Jokes

Lost at Krogers

There's a very sad Muslim kid, standing alone in Krogers and crying because he can't find his mother.
A kind store attendant bends over and asks, "Honey, it's going to be alright.  We'll find your mom.  Tell me, what does your mother look like?"
The kid replied, "I have no fucking idea."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Goat Sale

If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15.
Did you make a prophet?

Categories: Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Mohammed and Douglas Adams

Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?
A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Entertainer Jokes) , Riddles
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