Religion Jokes - Muslim Jokes

It gets lonely in the desert

Airport immigration:
NAME? Muhammed al Facid
SEX? Yes 3 times a week.
NO, I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE? Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Anonymous

Lost at Krogers

There's a very sad Muslim kid, standing alone in Krogers and crying because he can't find his mother.
A kind store attendant bends over and asks, "Honey, it's going to be alright.  We'll find your mom.  Tell me, what does your mother look like?"
The kid replied, "I have no fucking idea."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
Anonymous

Goat Sale

If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15.
Did you make a prophet?

Categories: Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous