What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?

Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim. Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!

Lost at Krogers

There's a very sad Muslim kid, standing alone in Krogers and crying because he can't find his mother.
A kind store attendant bends over and asks, "Honey, it's going to be alright.  We'll find your mom.  Tell me, what does your mother look like?"
The kid replied, "I have no fucking idea."

Goat Sale

If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15.
Did you make a prophet?