Religion Jokes - Muslim Jokes

Instant Please

Q: Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?
A: 'Cause they hate the French press.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes (Al Qaeda Jokes)
Anonymous

Salman Rushdie's Sequels

Q: Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?
A: 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Hindu Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

It gets lonely in the desert

Airport immigration:
NAME? Muhammed al Facid
SEX? Yes 3 times a week.
NO, I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE? Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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