Religion Jokes - Muslim Jokes

Radical Muslim in a Bar

A radical Muslim cleric walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The cleric responds, "A gruesome puddle of your filthy infidel blood!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes)
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Instant Please

Q: Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?
A: 'Cause they hate the French press.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes (Al Qaeda Jokes)
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Salman Rushdie's Sequels

Q: Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?
A: 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Hindu Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Riddles
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