Religion Jokes - Muslim Jokes

It gets lonely in the desert

Airport immigration:
NAME? Muhammed al Facid
SEX? Yes 3 times a week.
NO, I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE? Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Investment Advice

Q: Why shouldn't you invest in Muslim-owned businesses?
A: They never show a prophet.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Desert Landing

There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.
As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are Muslim.'' Then Mike said ''No way, I won't say I'm Muslim, I'm gonna be honest''.
So John and Mike went to the Mosque ahead and were greeted by an Arab Muslim, who asked what their names were.
John thought of a Muslim name and said, 'My name is Muhammad'. And Mike said 'My name is Mike'.
The Arab man said 'Hello Mike.' And told these other men to take Mike and give him food and drink.
Then he turned to John and said, 'Salaam Muhammad. Ramadan Mubarak! (Hello Muhammad, Happy Ramadan)

Categories: Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes)
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