Religion Jokes

It gets lonely in the desert

Airport immigration:
NAME? Muhammed al Facid
SEX? Yes 3 times a week.
NO, I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE? Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Anonymous

Golf Courses in Heaven

A cleric found himself wondering whether there were any golf courses in Heaven. He even began to ask the question in his prayers. One day, in answer to his prayers, he received a direct answer from on high. "Yes," said the Heavenly messenger, "There are many excellent golf courses in Heaven. The greens are always in first class condition, the weather is always perfect and you always get to play with the very nicest people." "Oh, thank you," said the cleric, "That really is marvelous news." "Yes, isn't it?" replied the messenger, "And we've got you down for a foursome next Saturday."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
Anonymous

Death of a West Texan

A cattleman from West Texas died and went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery.  He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas."  The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes)
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