Religion Jokes

Knock Knock - Sinbad

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sinbad!
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and you'll never get to heaven!

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Religion Jokes
Anonymous

Instant Please

Q: Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?
A: 'Cause they hate the French press.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes (Al Qaeda Jokes)
Anonymous

Like Jesus

On Easter, Jesus rose from the dead. He'd been whipped, spat on, flogged, humiliated, and crucified.
In fact, he was beaten so badly you'd think he flew United.

Categories: Airplane Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes)
Anonymous