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Drone School

Q: What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda outpost?

A: I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Tyson Strong

Q: What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?

A: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head.

Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads

Q & A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:

Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?

A: It's his photo ID.


Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing - yet.


Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?

A: B-52...F-16...B-1...


Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?

A: Duck.


Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.


Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?

A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!


Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?

A: The bucket.


Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?

A: Two days.


Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?

A: They hate bread.


Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?

A: The camels can't handle it.

Instant Please

Q: Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

A: 'Cause they hate the French press.

Pentagon Woes

Q: When does a pentagon not have five sides?

A: When it's intersected by a plane