Q: What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda outpost?
A: I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Q: What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?
A: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head.
Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads
Q & A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:
Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID.
Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing - yet.
Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?
Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?
Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?
A: They hate bread.
Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: The camels can't handle it.
Q: Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?
A: 'Cause they hate the French press.
Q: When does a pentagon not have five sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane