White and Black

Q: What's the difference between white Jew and black Jew?
A: One sits further back in the chamber.

Telling Some Stories

Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day. Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the reporters to omit them from any accounts they might turn in to their newspapers. A cub reporter, in commenting on the speech, ended his piece with the following: "The minister told a number of stories that cannot be published." 

Monastery Cook

Q: What do you call the cook who fries sliced potatoes at a monastery?
A: The chip monk.