Religion Jokes

Help Needed!

A man running through the crowded train looked very agitated, calling out, "Is there a Catholic Priest on board?!" When he got no reply, he ran back up the train shouting, "Is there an Anglican Priest on board?!" Still there was no reply. Now becoming very desperate, he ran down the train shouting, "Is there a Rabbi on board?" Finally, a passenger jumped up and shouted, "Can I be of any assistance, my friend?!! I'm a Charismatic Pastor!!" The agitated man paused, looked at him and said, "Sit down; you can't help me. I need a corkscrew!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Religion Into My Life

Man: You've brought religion into my life.
Woman: Really? How?
Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Religion Jokes
Anonymous

Catholic Light-Bulbs

Q: How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer candles!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
Anonymous