Vatican Screen Saver

Net News - The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive website. The site is said to offer meany great new features including a downloadable picture of Jesus Christ which will bounce around your screen after a preset length of time. It has been christened the 'screen savior'.

Jewish Girl

Q: How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her nail file.

Clothes Make the Person

Q:  What do you call a dead Athiest?
A:  All dressed up and no place to go!