Jonah and the Whale.

A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to her gave a little chuckle and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?" "Of course I do. It is the Bible.",  the lady replies.  "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?", he asked. "Oh, Jonah ... Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible." she replied. "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?", he asked.  "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him." said the lady.  "What if he isn't in heaven?", the man asked sarcastically.  "Then YOU can ask him." replied the lady!

Double Meaning Sign

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn around before it's too late!" "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

WonTon

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that WonTon spelled backwards is Not Now.