Religion Jokes

Jewish Oral Sex

Q: How do a Jewish couple have oral sex?
A: They sit at opposite ends of the bed and yell screw you at one another.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
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Divine Right

Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse." "But Father, I have a divine right," she informs. "Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!" he insists.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes
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Jewish Santa

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles
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