Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man

I Don't Mind Your Talking

I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening!

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Who Needs A Husband?

Who needs a man...my dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all afternoon, my fireplace smokes a lot, my cat slinks home in the early morning hours, and I have a physician who looks me over regularly.

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Man Scaring

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

  1. Get away or I'll call the police!
  2. I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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