Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man

Small Penis

This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis. "No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Did You Hear The News

"Did ya hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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An Orgasm

Q: What's an orgasm, mom?
A: I don't know, dear... ask your father.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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