Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man

New Password Fail

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Singles Circus

Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A: At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Categories: Bar Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Riddles
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Wee Jordan

One day wee Jordan was out walking with his lass in the fields of Scotland. While walking through the heather the lass says; "ah wee Jordan I can tell you want to hold my hand!" Wee Jordan says "aye lass that I do, but how can you tell?" "Well" she says "I can tell by the gleam in your eye." Walking along a bit further she says to him "wee Jordan I can tell you want to give me a kiss". "Well, aye lass that I do, but how can you tell?" "Ah wee Jordan, i can tell by the gleam in your eye!" Walking along a bit further she says "Wee Jordan I can tell you want to make love to me." He says, "Aye lass that I do! you can tell by the gleam in my eye!" "No!" she says... "by the tilt in your kilt!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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