Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man

Feminist Fairytale!

Feminist's Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Miss Manners

A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Drug Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Gun Shopping

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I`m going to shoot him!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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