Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man

Quote And Counter- Quote.

Woman's Quote of the Day:
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."
Men's Counter-Quote of the Day: "Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Curious

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn't be here." Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said. To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Anonymous

First Date

It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber. Finally, he came up for air and said, "But enough about me. Let's talk about you." She breathed a sigh of relief. He went on, "What do you think about me?"

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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