Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Alabama Girl

A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive.
I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
Submitted BY: TommehBoi

The Government Cut-backs Hit Home

The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper. "Steve," his wife said, while reading the newspaper, "it looks like our government is going to cut overhead and trim down the military forces. They are going to eliminate six over-aged destroyers." To which the husband replies, "Sorry to hear that, dear. I'm sure you'll miss your mother being gone."

Categories: Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes)
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Anonymous

Too Good To Be True

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink. The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness." The Italian said "That sounds good, but if we go to Baldini's with every third round they bring a free bottle of wine to the table." The Russian said "That sounds fine but if we go to Gouvstof's we drink for free all night and then go out into the parking lot and get laid." "That sounds to good to be true!" the Irishman exclaimed. "Have you actually been there?" "No," the Russian replied, "but my wife goes there all the time."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Bar Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes)
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