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Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman
Shades of Grey
My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.
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, One-Liner Jokes
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, Old Age Jokes
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Mirror Mirror on the Wall
My wife was standing nude in front of the mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel terrible; I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I replied, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."
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Expensive Date
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
, Word Play Jokes
, Sex Jokes
(Prostitute Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
(Dating Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
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