A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach. The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
A guy was driving his car at 80 mph when he saw the flashing red and blue lights. Thinking that the cop might not be able to catch him, he accelerated to 110 mph.
He finally came to some sense and pulled over to the side. The cop stepped out, took his license and examined it without a word. He looked at the driver and said, "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pullover. I don't feel like doing anymore paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!"
The driver blinked only once while his brain scramble for a reply. "Last week my wife ran off with a cop, " he said, " and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Off you go," said the officer.
Q: Why are relationships similar to Algebra?
A: Because sometimes you look at your X and wonder Y
Special Privilege of Marriage
Marriage still confers one very special privilege, only a married person can get divorced!
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that those men who promised that they'd die for their woman just don't come through.