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Special Privilege of Marriage

Marriage still confers one very special privilege, only a married person can get divorced!

Eminem's Divorce

  • That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.
  • Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women.
  • Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse.
  • Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants...
  • Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35.
  • I mean come on, people... the dude lost to Steely Dan.
  • Thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rectum.

    And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce. . .
  • Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change.

Missing Parts

Q: What do you call a woman with no asshole?

A: Divorced.

Resignation From Phone Committee

OPERATOR, WE'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate Regulated Industries Committee, which oversees such monopolies as the phone company, after his wife charged in a divorce proceeding that McKay had been having an affair with the lobbyist for the Sprint telephone company. (AP) John, that's not what Ma Bell meant by "Reach Out and Touch Someone".

Windy Women

Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?

A: They all get the house.