Relationship Jokes - Divorce Jokes

The Big Scare

Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to repossess me."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Word Play Jokes , Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes)
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Wrong Finger

I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.  When I pointed this out to her, she said, "I know, I married the wrong man!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Getting a Divorce

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce." The Lawyer says, "OK, what are your grounds?" "My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with." "What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge in unusual sex practices?" "No," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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