Looking For A Little?
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little, huh ?" She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you. I'm out looking for a lot !!!"
I challenged my ex-wife to do the "ice bucket challenge". This will be the first time the water starts out warm and turns into ice.
Frost Wants a Divorce
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
A: He thought his wife was a flake.
Note on the Fridge
I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a note on the refrigerator, "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?
Q: Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage?
A: The wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"