Relationship Jokes - Divorce Jokes

New Barbie Doll

Q: Have you heard about the new "Divorce Barbie Doll"?
A: It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

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The Big Scare

Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to repossess me."

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Wrong Finger

I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.  When I pointed this out to her, she said, "I know, I married the wrong man!"

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