Relationship Jokes - Divorce Jokes

Getting a Divorce

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce." The Lawyer says, "OK, what are your grounds?" "My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with." "What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge in unusual sex practices?" "No," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Second Chance Attempt

A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"
He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't changed one little bit."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes)
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Anonymous

You Are Available?

A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. She picked him up and they got to talking."What do you do?" she asked him.
"I recently escaped from prison for having killed my wife."
"Oh, does that mean you are available?"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes)
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