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Relationship Jokes - Cheater Jokes
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,"Doc, I have a problem."
"My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."
The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says, "You have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks, "What happened?"
The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"
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Feels Like
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass." The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"
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Made for Each Other
A friend of mine had told me he signed up with one of these on-line dating services. So, I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife!
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