Relationship Jokes

Wife to a Fortuneteller

A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"

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Love At First Sight

Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.

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Words of Passion

Q: What does Pinocchio's lover say to him?
A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!" 
 

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