Relationship Jokes

Your Wife

Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, what does that mean?
A: Her chain is to long!

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Odds For Meeting A Female

The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

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Momma's Cooking

Most accidents happen at home. And the men have to eat them!

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