Relationship Jokes

I Hope Not

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was  "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not!  If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes)
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In-Laws and Outlaws

Q: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father-in-Law Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Stopping a Vasectomy

Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaims the brother. "And why not?" asks Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?" Stan says nothing. The brother grows impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle." Stan can’t take it anymore. He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?" "Yes," the brother replies. "It would be an honor." "Well, congratulations, you're holding him."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Uncle Jokes)
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