Relationship Jokes

Do you Already Have a Child?

During the wedding ceremony, when the minister comes to the part about, "If anyone has any reason why these two people should not marry, speak up now or forever hold your peace", get a young boy to run up the aisle yelling, "Daddy, daddy."
I understand from a friend who played this joke on a relative that it took almost an hour to get the wedding started again.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Anonymous

Painting the House

Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she says to the painter, "You wanna see where my husband put his hand last night?" He sighs and says, "Look, lady, I got a tough day's work ahead of me. Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"

Categories: Profession Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Likable

I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman acts like her, looks like her, and smells like her. I decided to take this woman home, and for some reason my father doesn't like her!

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous