Relationship Jokes

Honor, Offer

On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette. So she begins and says, "Sir, I offer you my honor." He replies, "I honor your offer." And that's how it goes all night.  Honor, offer. Honor, offer. Honor, offer.

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Stevie's Friends

Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?
A: Because he's married

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Times Have Changed?

In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar... since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

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