Relationship Jokes

Appear on Television

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Wednesday, October 21, 1992 In July, Danny Fouts, his wife and her sister, while in New York City to appear on the "Sally Jessy Raphael" show to discuss their arrest for shoplifting their wedding supplies on their wedding day in March, were arrested for stealing from the New York Ramada Hotel the TV show had booked them in for their stay.

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Anonymous

Put It Back

A woman said to her friend, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything in its place, I am always going around the house organizing things." The friend says, "Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married I told my husband firmly, 'Every glass and plate that you take, wash when you are done and put back in its place.'"  The first woman asked, "Did it help?" Her friend said, "I don't know. I haven't seen him since."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Anonymous

Meet the Parents

On the way to meeting her parents... Girlfriend: 'Please don't let my dad know that we have sex. He's scared that I might get pregnant.'
At the door... Girlfriend's Dad : So, are you coming inside? Me: [pretty much flustered] No sir, I would never...

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous