Relationship Jokes

Shower Talk

A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says, "These are nice, but if they were a bit firmer you could walk around without a bra for me." Then the husband pats her butt and says, "This is nice, but if it was a bit firmer, you could walk around without panties for me." The wife turns around to her husband, grabs his groin and says, "This is nice, but if it was a little bigger, I wouldn't need your brother."
 

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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The Irish Newlyweds

Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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Marrying A Man

Q: What do you call a man that marries another man?
A: A minister

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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