Relationship Jokes

Marriage Expectations

A man marries a woman, expecting she will never change, and she does. A woman marries a man expecting he WILL change, and he doesn't.

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Wife Gone

Q: Why did the geologist's wife leave him?
A: He took her for granite.

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Truly Committed Man

Q: Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A: A mental hospital.

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