Two Preventable Deaths

Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack. "How did that happen?" asks the first guy. "Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. But when I searched the house, I couldn't find anybody. I was so stricken with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of infidelity, I had a heart attack and died on the spot." "Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."

Losing A Wife

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Plant Care

As I was watering the plants, my wife told me
"After you are done watering the plants, we need to talk about what I saw on your phone".
It's been 4 days, and I'm still watering the plants.