Relationship Jokes

Henry Ford's Marriage Advice

A reporter asked Henry Ford the secret of his successful married life. "Same as with cars - STICK TO ONE MODEL."

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As Opposed To...

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

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A Well Dressed Man

Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
A: His wife is good at picking out clothes!

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