Relationship Jokes

As Opposed To...

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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A Well Dressed Man

Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
A: His wife is good at picking out clothes!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles , Funny Thoughts , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Anonymous

Market Development

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes)
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