Relationship Jokes

Married Men Live Longer

Q: Have you ever read that married men live longer than single men?
A: What they don't tell you is that married men are much more willing to die.

Anonymous

Dead Wife?

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

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Temp Work

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

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