Relationship Jokes

Panties

President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies' nylon panties. Nervously one White House Aide approach the President and asked about the panties. "Oh those, "replied the President, "I'm trying to quit. That's the patch."

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Marital Bliss

I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too.
Hopefully they’ll never meet.

Anonymous

Almost Marry

There is something magical about the fact that success almost always comes faster to the guy your wife almost married.

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