Relationship Jokes

Piss Your Girlfriend Off

Q: How do you piss your girlfriend off when your having sex?
A: Call her up

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Dental Discount

The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he wanted the lowest possible price. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." "I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?" Mr. Smith turned to his wife and said, "Show him, honey."

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No More...

Q: Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
A: No more blow jobs.

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