Suffering

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."  The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?". The husband replies, "Well not exactly, she's the one that suffers, not me."

Turn a Fox into a Pit Bull

Q: How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
A: Marry her

Jealousy

Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe it for one minute!" Marie snapped. "You're just saying that to make me jealous!!!"